Jewish cartoon about dating

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"I miss you, but it's exciting when I can just come up behind you at the sink, lift your hair, and nuzzle your neck. And Avy was reminding me of one of the greatest joys: sex. I follow a woman down a silent, tiled hall until I reach an unmarked door and walk through it. I take off my robe and step in until the water reaches my shoulders. The kind woman who assisted me steps outside to wait. Afterward, I whip off the towels and pull on the pink, see-through underwear that rides low on my hips.

Since I had kids my cycle is irregular, which wouldn't be a big deal except that I'm an Orthodox Jew and I can't even pass the salt to my husband — let alone touch, kiss, or have sex with him — for 12 days after my period starts.

We never know when we'll have to sleep in separate beds or place a vase with a single rose between us on the dinner table as evidence of our separation. Religion is hard, which is why so many people don't practice it. I emerge, and the mikvah attendant says, "Kosher."I dunk a second time, a third time.

Moshe replied, 'But she's converting to Judaism.' 'It doesn't matter,' the old man said. After the wedding, Menachem called the son, who was in business with him, and asked him why he was not at work. Menachem was surprised, 'But we always work on Saturday. " Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy GENERAL MOTORS! Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbour's windows, Peter asks his father, 'Daddy, can we have a *Hanukkah Tree? May our hair, our teeth, our facelift, our abs, our honey cakes, and our stocks not fall and may our blood pressure, our triglycerides, our cholesterol, our white blood count, our weight and our mortgage interest rates not rise.

It's our busiest day.' 'I won't work anymore on Saturday,' Moshe insisted, 'because my wife wants us to go to *shul on Shabbos.' 'See,' Menachem retorted, 'I told you marrying a non-Jew would cause problems.' Footnotes:*Shiksa - a pejorative term, used mainly in North America, to describe a non-Jewish woman*Shul - synagogue *Shabbos - Jewish day of rest A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were discussing business during a dinner. May we find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour and when we get there, may we find a parking space.

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